At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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