Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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