- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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