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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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