- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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