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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A jew enters a mall.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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