Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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hi michael

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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