Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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