A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Chuck Norris.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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