Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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