A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Women's rights

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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wenis

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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