- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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