2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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A van drives into a car.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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knock knock go away!!!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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