Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Yo Momma So Fat!

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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