there once was a frog with no leggs

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Whats worse than suicide? death

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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