- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Smelly Indians.

White men's rights

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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