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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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