- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Smelly Indians.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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