- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

hextech crafting too opieop

What? Why?

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

I like that, but why am I happy?

Knock Knock.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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