My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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