What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Scott

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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to see a bad joke look above

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Ruller

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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French people.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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