In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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