Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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