If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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guess what? bannanas

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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