- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.