- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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