- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.