A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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How do you end a sentence

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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