what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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