Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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