The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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