- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What is white and black and red all over.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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