- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

an emo girl walked into a white room

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Roses are red Im adopted

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A man died.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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