- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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