- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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