What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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George W. Bush

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Alchohol.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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