What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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denisssssssssssssss

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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