Women's rights.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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knock knock who's there ?

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Your're racist.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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