- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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