- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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