- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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