- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Male leadership.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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