what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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