- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why so serious ?

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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