- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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