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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

SHUT UP JP

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

VITAMIN C!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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