Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Your're racist.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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