- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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