- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Abortion.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

non poop

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??