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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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