Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

European on my shoes, buddy.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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