a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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