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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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there once was a frog with no leggs

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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