Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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i like turtles

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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