what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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I walk into a bar...

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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