Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's 6+2? 16

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Poop

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what color is blue? green

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Rick Perry.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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