Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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women's rights

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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CHEEZECAKE

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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