Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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