What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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