- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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