- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

John lazzaro likes dick

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

white or wheat? wheat please.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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