- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

In soviet Russia...things are different

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