Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

I like that, but why am I happy?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

one stop shop

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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