- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

Nero: Farewell to my past last part aka No more forced psychiatric evaluations for me. My psychiatric evaluator asked me why I consider myself a souless demon and not a man. My answer was: My mothers name was Maria, my brothers name is Kristoffer and my real father (which I only met once which was meaningless) is a Chatolic priest. Then I showed her (my psychiatric evaluator) my passport, my name is not Nero Angelo, nor whatever my parents might have told others but rather Angelo Nero. So lets conclude shall we? Nero Angelo = Angel black. and some Capcom shit. Angelo Nero = Says on my birth certificate, means Black Angel. Kristoffer= The sacrifice of Christ my half brother. Ricardo my non real father = which has nothing to do with Josef... Thank F*CK! So yeah, some of you might recognize me, but I have not met any family members the last 16 years, so if you where planing to judge me the next time you see me, you better run instead, because I will... "pacify" you for just watching while my parents waterboarded me, for just standing there while my mother tried excorzise me away while beating the crap out of me. I WILL "remove you, forever" the only family I got, are my 2.755 or so members of my movement Neronism, and my wife`s family, this is not a threat.... ...Its a promise to me, and to you. Make no mistake though, Neronism has over 60.000 members worldwide, but I dont care about them, enough is enough. Maria: My birthmother which claimed long before I was born that she was a virgin and as thus that she was giving birth to the anti-christ. (me, thanks mom) Then my psychiatric evaluator asked me if I truly believed I was a demon, where I told her that "human" is just a term, and that I know that calling myself a demon is just a way of coping with my past. She suggested that now that my troubles/parents are over/dead, that my need for her or anyone evaluating me further is over and she jokingly rated me a 100 percent "fresh" when I asked her if I was still a rotten tomato, so I am officially out from the "realm" of psychiatry (which I was forced to after killing my father in self defense). Its been fucking 27 years since, bt finally I am fucking happy... And the hell if there is humanity left in me... >:) M.Biso... I mean Nero. Merry christmas everybody, I know mine is not so bad after all... ill probably spend more time here, but farewell for now, and finally I can scratch the shit out of my ortopedic arm without getting PTSD`s of my non real father tearing my head off... AAAAAAAAAND all is good... Except the fucking itch...

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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