- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

ure mama's so fat

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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