- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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