- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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