- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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