- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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