Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Jebron Lames.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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