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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

i like turtles

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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