- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A seal walks into a club.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Women's professional sports

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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