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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Alchohol.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

knock knock who's there ?

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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