- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Katy Perry

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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