Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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