Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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