How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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