how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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George W. Bush

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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